This happens right after Mark fended off the alligator with a large stick. There are three notable things in this strip:

1. I contend that having a giant alligator a few feet from chomping me to bits would be enjoyable under certain circumstances, such as in certain dreams, arcade games, or realities in which the alligator has no teeth or biting power, much like when a fish nibbles your toes sticking in the water. In this case, the alligator would probably make a NOM NOM noise, much like a LOLcat (or LOLLIGATOR in this case). Mark should more carefully define restrictions on his statements rather than recklessly spouting generalities that may not apply to all situations.
   
2. HOLY HELL! GIANT POSSUM ON THE LOOSE IN PANEL TWO!
3. I suggest that wearing a pink pantsuit is rather unsuitable anytime, anywhere, but especially in a wetland, where fashion sense is critical.
4. I would suggest that panel three will lead to romance, but I know better. Mark is never, ever unfaithful to anything.

-Kevin